"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours." -Hunter S. Thompson

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Kiss Me, I'm Irish

Wow. I haven't posted here in like four months. I now know that Bloggers have a lot of time on their hands. Who has time to sit down in front of this computer every day (sometimes multiple times a day) and post? With pictures? And links? When I think of the word "Blogger" I think of a really skinny, pasty faced person sitting in their dark, dingy apartment. They are dressed in semen crusted sweat pants and a t-shirt and have at least one cat sitting on their lap. They are shoving goldfish crackers into their mouth and swigging Mountain Dew out of a huge bottle. They have a big bucket at their feet that they piss in because they can't tear themselves away from the internet to relieve themselves. Anyway, I digress.

Today is St. Patrick's Day. My people are in full force.
Nothing like walking to work with the sound of bagpipes skirling in the wind.

1 Comments:

Blogger Brian said...

I actually don't like goldfish crackers... Doritos are the way to go.

March 17, 2005 8:49 AM

 

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