AIM HIGH

I had to submit my goals for 2005 to my Boss back in January.
Here is what I sent in.

-Meet Patrick Swayze
-Drive a Firetruck with the lights and siren going
-Get more accurate with my ninja throwing stars
-Prove that the Loch Ness Monster and Sasquatch are real.
-Learn how to log roll
-Work on an oil rig
-Fight in the Golden Gloves
-Gouge someone's eye out in a bar fight
-Catch a fly with chopsticks
-Book either Hunter S. Thompson or Mickey Rourke on TRL (I guess Mickey will have to do)
-Learn how to be a beekeeper
-Shoot Mount Rushmore with a wristrocket
-Have a Pale Ale named after me
-Get "taken down" by the Secret Service
-Light a fireworks stand on fire
-Learn how to make sushi
-Build up an immunity to anthrax and cynide
-Build a really rad Haunted House
-Get tasered by a State Trooper
-Have my air bag deploy
-Raise pirhanas
-Smoke in an airplanes lavatory
-Get Marilyn Manson to play my daughter's 3rd Birthday Party